Tuesday, September 4, 2007

Oz braces for visit by Jolly Swagman

Citing security concerns at the APEC summit meetings, PM Howard announced, today, that anyone in NSW not totally enamoured of the Yellow Rose will be transported to Tasmania for the duration.

In other local news, the last billabong dried up+blew away yesterday.

Also, unconnected to precipitous warming, Cobber John plans to introduce an edit to the much loved Anthem by changing "Waltzing" to "Weeping" hoping this novel "Moisture recycling initiative" will ameliorate the drought.

G'die, mites.