Thursday, March 19, 2009

Gary Goodyear, Tiresome Twit?

When U.S.A's ex-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) dismissed the "Intranets" as "Just a series of tubes" some observers wondered if his reach had exceeded his grasp as the Chair of the Ways and Means Committee.

Now, our Kooky Kanuck, Minister of Science and Technology, Gary Goodyear (Con-Cambridge) explains specieal evolution in terms of solar variables, concrete and high-heeled shoes.

In this he fits perfectly with the great intellectual wits of Harpoon's cabinet, dim-, dumb-, half-, fuck- and nit-.

Someone should remind him, that where the rubber hits the road, a little Vulcanization is useful.

Beam us up, Scotty!

Saturday, February 28, 2009

Harpoon stands on guard

The vigilance of Harpoon + Condi's chum is remarkable in light of the latest Arctic outrages by Russian bear(s).
Amazingly, they have noticed that when a plane heads north from Russia it points towards..... Canada! Who knew?

The notion that ancient propeller-driven aircraft on a routine patrol threatened us or Obama's Ottawa visit is utter nonsense but it's more fun than discussing the Great Depression of '09.

Imagine: 14 years in prison, for gardening.

Beware the Ides of March.