There's an ancient novelty, redounding just below our daily theshold of vital signs,
"So PARIS'S (NOT) going to wear, WHAT, sometime, somewhere?
"Tell me what you want..and I'll give you what you need.."
"Well WOOF," said Saxby.
IF, there is a "PEACE that PASSETH ALL UNDERSTANDING,
IT'S, (somewhere)in WILDERNESS."
So Sayeth Righteous Sages, over the ages.
MYSTIC PROFUNDITY, to be discovered ONLY in DEEP, QUIET reflection.
This surely, shall come as BIG NEWS to our ELDERS.(native, betters,)
IN REALITY, "DREAMQUEST" ain't NO TALKY, Folks,
IT'S STILL, a SILENT.
Once upon our time, some DACHAS, here+there, in the OFF season, had this PERFECT BEAUTY/TRUTH.
NOW Oh, what a relief, when the neighbour's:
1/Children, (whom you are patiently training NOT to exterminate every new fauna they encounter, per se, or drown) have finally wearied of PWC donuts in front of Yr. camp and repaired to the BOOMBOXES for updates until,
2/It's huntin' practice time, AGAIN, "Yuh know that ALLIGATOR turtle we saw from the ski? Let's use it. If we can't find 'em there's those BEAVERS" then,
3/THE VERY LATEST "NEW COUNTRY" STATIC vies with alcooled domestic violence, interupted, occasionly, by PASSIONATE, high pitched SCREAMS, from all hands, (including various howls and whimpers from undisciplined, evocatively named, vicious "PETS," gnawing at chains,
OF Pain, Fear, Anger, Rejection, Anguish, Loss? WTF?
4/ A moonlit interlude, mood indigo, dancing w/ Auroras, "LOON CALL" philharmonic symphony, in C (sharp) Major, (9 players at tonight's JAM) when,
5/Augmenting the 24/7 Sodium vapour "KLIEGZZLIGHT", liberated one night, from the HIGHWAY SALT yard, (just past the DUMP) ON COME, a thousand points of LIGHT, soon followed by the CRESCENDO GROSSO of,
6) !@#$%^&*+ HORSEPOWER ATV ENGINES, the NASCAR ANTHEM.
WILDER-NESS, THEIR TRACK.
.... MANY GENSETS keep things AH, HUMMIN.'
"Night and Day, ...they are......the ones.."
SO, yet another modest suggestion:
NO MORE BUSHROADS.PERIOD.FULL STOP>
BUTT (cigarette, you glutinious guttersnipes) YOU are all MOST WELCOME to VISIT.
WITH WHAT YOU CAN CARRY IN.
LIKE ON AIRPLANES, FOR HOMELAND SECURITY.
THERE'S AH, WAR(S) ON, Don'tcha, NO?
NO PISSING IN THE POOL!
IT'S ALL COMING BACK OUT, ON YOU.
PRAY, SING, SCREAM, LAUGH, WEEP, as much as you WISH.
NO MORE (HAPPY) TRAILS, 2U, L'il BUCKEROOS.