Harpoon stands on guard

The vigilance of Harpoon + Condi's chum is remarkable in light of the latest Arctic outrages by Russian bear(s).
Amazingly, they have noticed that when a plane heads north from Russia it points towards..... Canada! Who knew?

The notion that ancient propeller-driven aircraft on a routine patrol threatened us or Obama's Ottawa visit is utter nonsense but it's more fun than discussing the Great Depression of '09.

Imagine: 14 years in prison, for gardening.

Beware the Ides of March.