tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-34924206995755587742024-03-13T10:15:46.043-04:00boreal moonlight canoeingThe Straight Skinny, dipping into the news of the day, random thoughts from Blue Lake and Rocky Shore, Elegant Bush Craft, Boom- didi- ada- Boomborealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comBlogger77125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-16782866391302515512009-03-19T21:52:00.004-04:002009-04-07T08:19:36.114-04:00Gary Goodyear, Tiresome Twit?When U.S.A's ex-Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska) dismissed the "Intranets" as "Just a series of tubes" some observers wondered if his reach had exceeded his grasp as the Chair of the Ways and Means Committee.Now, our Kooky Kanuck, Minister of Science and Technology, Gary Goodyear (Con-Cambridge) explains specieal evolution in terms of solar variables, concrete and high-heeled shoes.In this he fits borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-32241641636319744722009-02-28T05:54:00.005-05:002009-03-19T22:41:22.698-04:00Harpoon stands on guardThe vigilance of Harpoon + Condi's chum is remarkable in light of the latest Arctic outrages by Russian bear(s).Amazingly, they have noticed that when a plane heads north from Russia it points towards..... Canada! Who knew?The notion that ancient propeller-driven aircraft on a routine patrol threatened us or Obama's Ottawa visit is utter nonsense but it's more fun than discussing the Great borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-21097222007880647272008-12-01T00:02:00.009-05:002008-12-01T01:21:29.039-05:00Prime Minister BojanglesHarp's flacks flog further fictions to fawning CTV repeaters.Never mind the Hollywood Stars, if fancy dancin' tickles Yr. fancy, watch the nifty neo-con footwork, on display, now 'til 08Dec08.Evidently, the "inadvertant intrusion" of a semi-armed (tape/taser?) one of Harpoon's crew, into an NDP caucus mtg.(WTF?) "proves" that opposition parties routinely discuss alternate governance, en deux borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-6292473854147068732008-11-28T07:34:00.003-05:002008-11-28T08:00:22.674-05:00"Time to get a haircut"Wee Gimme, refreshed from a summer of BBQ fund raisers, amplified Harpoon's savvy fiscal advice as the markets tumbled, (Wow, bargoons!) moments ago by advising Canucks that job #1 is getting a "...haircut." sic(k).It's comforting to to have this level of macro-economic expertise running the show in these troubled times.In other news, now that the Arctic is almost ice-free, as the Oceans from borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-78343003709067278212007-11-29T03:30:00.000-05:002007-12-03T07:19:39.166-05:00ideas: can u kyoto? oh no, not yet! soon, we'll see, maybe?The profound, abiding impediment,To changing our constant bellicosity,Is the, "God" given+holy endorsed,Fundamentally, basic,Ancient fable of (designated) anthro-primacy.Rooted in, widely celebrated+eagerly parsedQuran+Bible, by Old+Neo- Conservatorys ofJudeo-Christian+Islamic Tradition.L'Chaim-Amen Lord-Insh'Allah.(Brief) Fiatly, some infinite, (un-knowable)"That than which none greater can beborealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-87722761709382860072007-11-27T18:54:00.000-05:002007-12-01T03:03:13.315-05:00small incidents in solar incidencenceA far (northern) frog, of our aquaintance,Prefers to take the sun on a deadheaded,Semi-sunken, ancient White Pine, in Lily-pad cove.Alee of prevailing winds, southerly ex,360 vantage, in a curiously, singular spot,Top o' da log, nicely interstitial, in consistantSunlight, from dawn to dusk,Bono photo primo loco, ici.While his (dwindling) company of mates have (long)Burrowed in for the seasonal borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-71745803363287225912007-11-27T06:32:00.000-05:002007-12-01T03:38:06.573-05:00"Harper Tans, Hides, Shops for Zinnias, Dark (In) Continence Whilst on Safari."Having belatedly, begrudgingly, blundered intoDar es Salaam, (RSVP stale-dated, IOU's NFG)Joey (phew, who salaami?) from Leaside,tor/cal/ott.ca.us"Clearly" only (peripherally?) ta Sandra, a junket?Buggering off, again, to escapeMuch, richly deserved approbrium,Chez lui, Canuckistan.Notre Chef, Homme des Affaires Mondiales,Who, unlike Mel, doesn't mind a big pot,Weighed in on "The Strike," borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-28313645464025567602007-11-25T06:04:00.000-05:002007-11-26T19:22:43.609-05:00Mayberry's, "Barrel-o'-Busch" Putsch, Solo_Brau Now, How far the Harp, How high the Moon?Somewhere... faint..... music,How.....sweet.....the tune?(As Mary usta say of Paul,"Affordable, jus' Les."Still Cookin' moreover+latelyNotwithstanding, sitting down.Top Pick.)Ah Bushy, "Dare-ya" on duh, Airya."Yodeleydee-tee, Yodeleydee-ooh"Yodeleytee-odalaytee-oda-Lady,"Who can we get to, "Da doo-ron-ron?"Harmaniacally, (with G2?)Inna dicky-duo, acappella, okey dokey,Hunky dory, sticky borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-42848424614017780382007-11-19T18:56:00.000-05:002007-11-25T04:37:47.680-05:00"Sipi Ayisinowak Nikik {} Michif, Oohoo Awaz, Pipon Meta-Wik-Ke-Si-Kak!"(River people otter {Metis Mischief} Michif(Owls, Winterfest!)Aborn amidst, (yet) another War,On the banks of theMihkmaw, Roozh, Rouge!"Red"?Flowing North, ( Arctic 'Shed,(Prairie+Shield) to The Bay,From this Valley,(Don't hasten, Darlin',(To bid us adieu!)Amongst settlements+entitlements,That, wha'-tah-hoot-mon, pipi-wipi-nipi-sipi,Came to be, pres-quah, Les(K'nif+)"Forks"?Ou, ditz dez Hiboos, borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-40488137073675895732007-11-18T14:38:00.000-05:002007-11-24T13:47:36.446-05:00"Strike Three, He's out, Game over, Wrong Vector, No Vict-ors, + Beaucoup des Vict-ems."UPDATED OVERVIEW:Whither Iraq?When's, Iran,What Condi meant?Playing catch up?How, far foul, isThe Latest "News"?Play Ball!"Ju's can't lay off the high, hard ones"Can yuh, Mule?" Dolly to Sis Kit.(Best BB in any movie, many Star turns)We are now told, by 'reliable sources'Albeit, same damn fuck-wits, who deigned to deem"War!Against "Otherness" there, not here!"A responsible, sane, serious, oppo.borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-62346581750001913322007-11-16T03:54:00.000-05:002007-11-18T12:53:49.448-05:00"Steele Yr.self Sam, not all rumours are Un-grounded"In the wake of of of ouf, yet another,Tazzzzering-to-Death, By the neo-borderless D'Iddylls,Usta be, "Mounties" now neitherRegal, nor (much) Canadian,Major directions, coming from Yanks, Via Harpoon's Alliances,Steverino didn't start this Shite,He just rolls us, with/in it.23 June 1985.Air India 182,329 blown up! 280 Canadians!By terrorists, using planes!(Hong Kong+Ireland) via VCR>YYZ>!28! $$#!%borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-36843891432338672092007-11-13T05:26:00.000-05:002007-11-23T05:45:31.790-05:00"Tigers Gone. Loons Ponder "Yonder."Not that we loved him less but,Alf, Lord more, Blake sure gotOur undivided, long ago, with,"Tiger, tiger, burning bright,"In the forests of the night,"What immortal hand or eye"Could frame thy fearful symmetry?"Having considered gist, grist,+Pyth of this indelible image,"4 half, ooh (fiddy)"Ah, Cent. U see,"Don'tcha flash, inna hood,"Else Yr. duh-ded-T.""Let's (sure) render,"De Las' Tiger, an'"borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-69408619154720664622007-11-12T12:15:00.000-05:002007-11-23T06:03:50.639-05:00"Tush, Kiddie Diddler."In Honour of Veteran's Day,Tush, the Scary Pimp-a-null,Star of the Egregiously Ignorant Bigots,Tipped by a ditto re: a Gr.4 teacher's,Pre 11/11/11,In-class discussion of All Vets,Including those Vets who 'object' to War,Rushed in, to diddle the kiddies, again.Again, Lying, again, about every aspect,Of (again) a non "Story," again, this AM,Lush's crowing, again, about his success,Fucking the borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-2600793240441335342007-11-12T01:50:00.000-05:002007-11-12T06:33:33.277-05:00"Flag Protocols, 11/11/11, 2007."The "McDonald/Cartier Highway," between Windsor, +La Chateau, P.Q., long knicked, to da (G.D.) 401,According to some, needs further "Re-Branding" as"The Freedom Highway of Honour."This, they say, is the "Least, that we can do, to"Support our brave, (dead) Troops."To advance this notion, they bring children,On overpasses, to learn to wave flags, At cortages, bearing coffins, En passant, au-dessousborealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-52837385175514784222007-11-11T06:40:00.000-05:002007-11-22T18:42:57.608-05:00"Appallogetica" Sunrise Observances.Offering, 1000:1 Odds, on any amount,You care to wager.Today, 11/11/11, truly a Day of Remembrance,Between bike rides and fund raisers, Himself,Will hector+harken to the Flock,9/11, ad nauseum.There will be much ado, about what was,In the Great Scheme of Things,Evidently, a small, "Surgical Strike" using"SoA" homemade, "IEDs" as flying, "Smart Bombs"A "Precisely Targetted Opportunity,""From Saudiborealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-65361417461527354802007-11-10T04:43:00.000-05:002007-11-12T20:45:45.590-05:00"Leapin' Loonies' are calling to, 'Yoooo boohoo who, oo oo oooh,' Nancy!"Regarding the Lawless Shrub rampant, "There ain't nothin' we can't F.Up, Yehaw!" +Ol' 9% approval, (Hummers all of 'em) WyoDick, (Jus' for the hallibutt) "None of Yr. G.D. bidne$$, F.U.!"We have Wars, foreign+domestic,Coming, going, gone,"For Peace+Stability, + "Tuh 'Mur'can Way,"More coming soon, Chez vous, mes petits chouchous.Economy, the imminent collapse of, "Consumer Confidance," in borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-81408486657250081022007-11-09T06:35:00.000-05:002007-11-24T01:08:20.478-05:00"Football, Eh?"During yet another War, 1812, some soldiers,From Rugby, in the Canadian Colonies,Brought with them, the Game.As usual, McGill had to teach Haarvaard.From circa mid 1800s 'til around 1970,It was terrific.Only surviving iteration, CIAU!Imagine,No Imports! Only Canucks in CFL.Like Bombers, in trust to the Community,Not some bozo's bottom line.+The Maritime Schooners, home games inNewfy John, borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-57804680807185459612007-11-09T04:33:00.000-05:002007-11-09T10:19:28.174-05:00"Hockey, Eh?"In our time, there was a time before Canadian Ice Hockey,Became just money+violence.It was our excellent, outside, Winter adventure.There was joie, dans nos vivres, No one mentioned the weather,Except to comment on the "State of the Ice," +Whether some, (laterly, 'power-skating-drills?') Shovel work! would enhance our dekes.ChillBlanes, that would cripple a Polar Bear, were gritted out, tears borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-22130028329717499922007-11-08T02:30:00.000-05:002007-11-09T02:37:00.395-05:00"Table Talk + Retrodacto"Once upon a time, at a round (native) table, the news of a President's 'passing' was announced.One of 'those' who are (still!) phillaryed+adjured to"BE SEEN + Not heard," wondered, "how Could THEY, TELL?"Stuff, like this, drover to drink.So we wikied Cool Cal, jus' to brush up, a bit.Suddenly, in rhythm w/ John Lee+Van,(Gloria!)Zoom, the fonts, texts, were up+dancing.Retro Erato, one of the borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-592622729042090432007-11-06T12:06:00.000-05:002007-11-17T20:45:51.734-05:00"Yanka-nucks" lay the marks, abreast (b) lubbers, "Thar she blows, Byes!"Any cursory survey of the 'might be right' websites,Reveals a curious pattern, fear+loathing of debate. Any comment on their incessant, easily checked, (google, wiki) blatant, factual errors, Soon meets grape-shot. Yr. "A raving, anti-Christ Moonbat." +(Laff Trac)That's it. The rebuttal. Full Stop.When the perps are just prancing, post-pubescents, (Under 50:)This adolescent idolitry, of self borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-57239773620532578812007-11-06T05:11:00.000-05:002007-11-09T10:43:09.025-05:00"Bush ads hoc, Phtttooey!"20 Jan. '09, if we survive 'til then,Should demand sober reflection, not Party Time.We have all sadly frittered away, eight long years,Celebrating the same old routine, greed and slaughter,Directed by dim, damn dilletanttos, with freaky fetishes.Setting Sex aside, for the moment,Let's pay some attention to theWeather 'cause onlyWhen/If we can 'stablize' GHGW emissions = P.T.Real Reductions = borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-16991790742557862562007-11-04T06:11:00.000-05:002007-11-08T01:42:45.585-05:00"Shining, Sweetwater Rivers, Moonlight Skating!"Some of us were Prairie born,To Fathers fighting far away,To stop a 'madman' who said,"MY WAY! "Dissenters? sehen Sie,"We'll get ya, persuade ya, "One way, oder andere.""Gotterdamerung!" without even the oft cit. By neo-morons, reassuring comfort ofSupply-side, free market, "Timely Trains?"Winter Rivers, were our Heart's Delight.1939, Autumn 'til 1942, Spring, Desperate North Atlantic Battles,borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-37015140677465367432007-11-03T04:55:00.000-04:002007-11-06T18:29:22.314-05:00"Good" Noose, from Wet Jet!Among the many irregularities, plaguing the great "American" body politic, these days,Nooses, knee-slap "Reminders" of the good ol'Plantation Days,+ Administration "InfoDumps."It's their M.O. their I.D.A newtech version of the ancient needle In the haystack challenge, withJust a faint whiff, of the whip.Where some small prize say, TRUTH is "Classified?" By riffraff, in a huge pile, of chuff, borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-13602527942275444502007-11-01T18:14:00.000-04:002007-11-12T21:21:33.077-05:00"Bush Throws Down! On Tubesters!"A Brief Synopsis: Today:Run-aroun'-Sooey, again gave us,"The 'Spee'acha" (#2873+counting) regurgitated Grimly, sans brio, ad sominum, to someHemi-demi-semi quavers, nary a Hooha,At the "F.U. Farley, WE GOTOURS GETTIN' MORECon Club, Social Luncheon," IO/RSVP.("Premium" washroom passes, dance lessons,lemony moist, hot towels, O/S at coat-check,No cheques or plastic, SVP)"Let's put 'em together for borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-3492420699575558774.post-43908200439571559582007-11-01T00:51:00.000-04:002007-11-02T04:51:10.910-04:00"Chicken-Hearted Hawkish Cowards Don't do Debate."Do they Dubya! Butt,Thar's many a "Wormtongue," grimma than U think,Delighted to dissemble,For an "Un-Reasonable" fee.They ALL preach the SAME SERMON.The absolute essence of wistful, wing-nuttery is,ME FIRST! + F.U."Iffen Y'all cain't unnerstan' it, "Kill'er, 'afore hit kilt U."Which may, at times, be marginally useful,Unless Yr. breadth+depth of unnerstandin', isLike KKKristol Bill, Snit Fume,borealhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10819030830656867191noreply@blogger.com